Friday, October 28, 2005

Invisible Mary Cheney Reappears


The world’s most invisible lesbian Mary Cheney reappeared this week and has been hired by America on Line. According to inside sources, in this an untitled position, she will “assist in managing the advertising, e-commerce and search engines and… will help the company develop LGBT content.”

Hello! Mary Cheney knows about as much about the real LGBT community as we know about her, (meaning very little). Is she even really a lesbian?

Anyhow, I heard Hooters needs someone to help develop “straight” content. I drink beer, I fart and burb. Do I get the job?

Vice President's Daughter to Join AOL
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2005-10-27-aol-cheney_x.htm

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