Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Gods' Work Not For Limp Wristed


Job Announcement:

Title:
Family Catholic Priest

Requirements:
Must be a man who heeds God’s calling.
Must be heterosexual, willing to travel and free of “any serious personality disorders,” (a.k.a. homosexuality). Must live by the Lord's Golden Rule-
most of the time.

Benefits:
Free room and board and automatic access to vulnerable children.

Gays not need apply.

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