Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Republicans: Embrace Your Butt-holes


We gays have been around for a long, long, long time but recently it seems that we are getting blammed for everything that goes wrong. From terrorist attacks to floods and hurricanes, if it's devasting news, it is the gays' fault.

Oh, how I long for days when Communism was the great evil that society feared, not men who have found pleasure in regions where sunshine is restricted.

Quite honestly, if conservatives would get over their fear of their anus,' we would have peace in the Middle East.

God-fearing is a given, but butt-hole fearing too? Will there ever be joy in a conservatives' Mudville? (Pun intended.) Maybe. Show me a true "compassionate conservative," and I will show you a conservative who probably owns a hand mirror or maybe even has a drunken-frat-boy story he still secretly ponders .

To all social conservatives: Embrace your butt-holes and let's give peace a REAL chance.

Ban Gay Student Group Or God Will Send A Hurricane
http://www.365gay.com/newscon05/09/092105schoolBd.htm

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